

It’s that “linear thinking” you’ve heard about - according to science, men take the simplest, most direct route to accomplish what they’re trying to accomplish (A plus B equals C) whereas women are more contextual and emotional in their thought processes (A plus B, minus logic, plus mood, divided by whatever’s going at the moment, multiplied by the past and covered in chocolate sauce equals C unless she wants it to equal D). Lying d-bags and manipulative a-holes aside, there tends to be very little distance between what we say and we mean. Men are, by and large, very simple creatures.
